Episodes

The world may not have been waiting for a podcast episode that covers pro wrestling, Chinese shopping, and the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial in under two hours. But, you just found it. This week, the guys gathered a little …

The NTS guys haven't put out a true "greatest hits" episode, but this week might just qualify. A few new events from their lives sparked some hilarious recaps of past embarrassing moments. Pants caught on fences. Shorts pulled to ankles. …

Don't go looking for meaning in this week's title -- it doesn't exist. (Just like this week's outline.) Instead, the guys decided to wing it, diving into topics like taco etiquette, senior surprise parties, trash movies, and doing favors for …

Texas may be known as the Lone Star State, but this week, NTS managed to cram seven stars into one episode. Old friends Matt and Kayla were in town and stopped by the garage to discuss their favorite things about …

St. Patrick's Day might be a week away, but that didn't stop the guys (and Raeann) from drinking like freshmen. Even with Matt ready for an overnight shift, the guys managed to slosh their way through discussions of Steven Seagal, …

This week, the guys brought the best of themselves to the table. Brad discussed his stellar parenting. Craig made up new words. Matt occasionally agreed with people. Dave didn't speak much at all. And it worked out great when they …

The skull is back! And that means the guys enjoyed a night of random stories (and tall tales) about their prior sex lives. If that isn't exciting enough, there are also updates on Dave's much-better half, Matt's much-worse coworker, Brad's …

It was a week of robberies. Craig was robbed of his money. Matt was robbed of a new truck. Dave was robbed of his wife's respect. And Brad was robbed of the chance to complete a sentence. But with deep …

A record-setting cold snap hit the NTS studios, forcing the guys to huddle up with Manny while Matt braved the elements for work. The result? A funny, noisy night discussing mental neighbors, mindless office language, and the utterly meaningless Rock...

Welcome to one of the shortest NTS episodes ever made! But that doesn't mean the guys didn't make the most of their time. In just 80 minutes, they cover Brad's temporary depression, '80s musical expression, Dave's career regression, and one …

This week, the guys get a little reflective. Nothing deep, just things like life, love, learning, and lamentable late-night sex decisions. Plus, if that wasn't enough, they realize something they secretly knew all along -- Matt is a legit, no-nonsens...

What a difference a week makes! The guys shake off the rust of a bad episode and return to form, discussing Hulu's overblown portrayal of Tupac, pro sports' overdone celebrations, Hollywood's overdue fall from grace, Dave's love of staircase skiing,...

While the guys enjoyed the holidays, they put together a look back at their finest moments from 2022. And it all came from their weeks in review. From crazy fever dreams to counterfeit urine streams, the guys had a hell …

It's the sixth NTS Christmas, and the guys celebrated differently this year. Craig quizzes the table on holiday traditions. Brad ruins Jeopardy (again). Matt expresses some solid hatred for BMW commercials. And according to their latest group story r...

This week's episode is brought to you by the letters, NTS, CDL, and the number 49. As the guys approach Christmas, they spend two hours discussing a LOT of stuff. Woke culture recasting of a holiday classic? Check. Losing and …

Between Brad's bronchitis, Craig's leg, Dave's day drinking, and Matt's midnight work schedule, the guys were a little low-energy this week. But that doesn't mean they didn't get into some stuff. Which is how they got into Florida football hypocrisy,...

It was a long time coming. After months of waiting to discuss their favorite musical one-hit wonders, resident rockstars Kaz, Cara, and Raeann make their way back to the studio. The result? Deep dives into A-Ha, The Toadies, Grim Reaper, …

The holidays are back, and the boys are feeling extra thankful this year. Dave is thankful for Matt's weekend scheduling. Matt is thankful for empty houses. Craig is thankful his family despises him. Brad is... well... not thankful for anything …

This week, the guys welcome back an old friend for a throwback discussion of rock cover songs, children's birthday parties, TikTok motivational videos, and violence toward lamps. Amazingly, it comes together a lot better than you'd think. (Which is ...

This week, the guys dive deep into the skull to cover all sorts of things, but not before Matt nearly flips a three-ton skid steer mower, Brad tries to flip his hot tub for a new one, Dave flips out …

After an episode that saw the NTS guys use every last drop of their creativity, you'd expect them to have a bit of a letdown the following week. Except that isn't the case. From stadium-size funerals, to foul-mouthed toddlers, to …

It's Halloween and the guys are feeling creative (for a change). This year's annual horror movie table read reveals a lot: Matt seems to hate John. Dave justifiably hates Corey. Everyone really hates Brad. And Brad seems to hate women …

If the question is, "Hey, can we talk about bad horror movies AND renaissance festivals?" then this episode is the answer. Between an expensive day at King Richard's Faire and an exhaustive look at the 1983 slasher, "Sleepaway Camp," the …

Is Hollywood becoming TOO inclusive? Through the lens of Scooby-Doo and secret agents, the guys discuss whether or not entertainment's woke movement has taken a few steps too many. Also, Dave gets tires, Matt gets tense, Brad gets tired, and …