Episodes

March 15, 2024

The Battle of Waterpoo

After two weeks in Ancient Rome, the guys fast-forwarded a few hundred years to talk about gross, juvenile things. For 20 minutes. Right at the beginning of the episode. Before they even had a chance to say hello. Dave turtle-headed …

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March 8, 2024

Behind the Pleats

The guys are back to form this week, finishing their comprehensive discussion of the EPIC "Private Gladiator" series. But, before they get to that, they discuss sick and/or dead pets, weak pant seams, HR best practices, and Craig's ongoing journey …

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March 1, 2024

Are You Not Intertwined?

This week, the guys all had stuff to discuss, but all cobblestone roads led right back to ... well ... adult cinema. It turns out Matt likes a little bit of history in his visual biology. And, after 30 minutes …

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Feb. 23, 2024

**Pam**

After a week off because the guys battled pinkeye, COVID, arthritis, and vaginitis, they reconvened to discuss topics related to the DMV, AAA, and several entities in Washington, DC. They also recap their Sevendust concert, including the merits of in...

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Feb. 9, 2024

It Better When It Stank

The guys enhance their hang this week when their buddy Dakota sits in. Even though he only says 11 words, Dakota definitely brought out the best in the guys, discussing beards, camping, white shoes, and family. Then they play the …

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Feb. 2, 2024

Backboard Shots

You know what the NTS guys don't discuss enough? Wrestling. You know what they discuss too much? Dumps. You know when the magic happens? When wrestling and dumps occupy the same headlines. On a day when Vince McMahon was revealed …

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Jan. 26, 2024

See More Jane

Recently, the NTS guys received a review from a listener who described the show as "a great hang." This episode fits that description to the letter. Some nights, these guys get hyper-focused. Other nights, they go where the conversation leads …

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Jan. 19, 2024

The Afghan of Turin

Praise be, NTS! Lord knows the guys didn't need to do another episode of religious jokes, but that didn't stop them from getting touched by God this week. Matt had his revelation in line to buy milk. Craig continued his …

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Jan. 12, 2024

Knew Years. Ray.

They took a few weeks off, but the craptastic four are back from the holiday break to waste your mental bandwidth. This time around, we learn about Craig's new church, trashy elves on shelves, celebrity encounters, and another amazing story …

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Dec. 29, 2023

Pouring (Yes... ANOTHER) One Out: The Best of 2023

Another year gone. Another spin around the sun. Another collection of our favorite segments. If you're new to the show, consider this a great starting point. If you're not, it's still a good sampler platter of what we did for …

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Dec. 22, 2023

Dank Christmas

After Craig's birthday episode -- which you'll hear soon enough -- it was time to dust off a few NTS Christmas traditions. After a recap of the surprise 50th birthday, the guys (and gal) read a second collaborative holiday story …

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Dec. 8, 2023

Molasses Gonzalez

This week, Brad took the night off, leaving Matt, Craig, and Dave to fend for themselves. So, after doing three amazing segments before hitting "record" the guys managed to discuss overly observational children, High Karate, Spotify Unwrapped, Deadsp...

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Dec. 1, 2023

Buckets of Load

It was the day after Thanksgiving, so what were the guys thankful for? Family, friends, peanut butter pie, TikTok designers, colonoscopies, corn digestion, House MD, Munchausen's Syndrome, and ruining Santa Claus for children. Happy holidays, all. --...

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Nov. 24, 2023

CTRL-ALT-BUSH

This week, the guys give thanks for a lot of things -- Matt's love of Creed's poetry, Dave's college pornography, Brad's nasal entropy, and Craig's looming colonoscopy. It's a love letter to the '90s -- when Brad and Dave were …

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Nov. 17, 2023

Thighs Wide Shut

This week, the guys were still recovering from their visit with the Official True Story Bro podcast, but that didn't stop them from the usual business. Craig finally gets to discuss Rhode Island Comic-Con, Dave comes to grips with his …

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Nov. 10, 2023

Otters and Daddies and Bears: An ”Oh My” Evening with the True Story …

It was Rhode Island Comic-Con weekend, and the Official True Story Bro podcast was in town to celebrate. YES, they discussed the event, but not even close to the way you'd expect. So put aside any thoughts about celebrities, comic …

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Nov. 3, 2023

Karma Shart

After a Halloween episode full of creative energy, the guys chose a lower-key approach this time around. But that doesn't stop them from diving deep into topics like high school "decades weeks," sexism at car dealerships, dangerous vehicles, and our …

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Oct. 27, 2023

Shhhhhh, My Lion: An NTS Halloween

As autumn sets in throughout the region, only three things are certain: Leaves will turn, temperatures will drop, and the NTS guys will read their original horror comedy movie scripts on the air. In the fourth year of this growing …

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Oct. 21, 2023

Boys in the Hood

FORE! No, this episode isn't about golf. But the guys do manage to spend a lot of time discussing people who have skin in the game. They also spend a few minutes circumcising the reputations of some local businesses and …

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Oct. 13, 2023

Great Mexpectations

This week, the guys (and longtime buddy John) cover the usual array of randomness, ranging from Breaking Bad to false advertising in men's rooms to long-time careers in tree work. If you had expectations for this week's episode, throw them …

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Oct. 6, 2023

Not-Quite-Kiddie Pools

For any other show, this week's episode would have been over before it started. But the NTS Four were more than up for something a little left of disgusting. From toenails to hemorrhoids to group bathroom visits to ... well, …

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Sept. 29, 2023

Welcome to Barrabas

This week, the guys turned an empty outline into an episode Ric Flair would approve of (even if Christians won't). So, sit back and enjoy two hours of jet flying, limo riding, kiss stealing, dwarf pissing, career gambling, sneaker creasing, …

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Sept. 22, 2023

My Dad...Kenneth

Staring down the barrel of a hurricane, Matt still found his way to Studio D, with the infamous Derrick in tow. This turned a typical Friday into an unreal night of discussing work rage, parenting, embarrassing songs, Guatemalan fried chicken, …

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Sept. 15, 2023

Maine Don’t Hurt

Craig, Dave, and Matt are back from their annual trip to Maine... just in time to honor the memory of Patrick Swayze. They do this by letting Brad do his week for five minutes, then diving into their unbathed weekend …

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