Trunkey-Pox
It's Matt's birthday! And the guys celebrate in their usual style. Brad mocks Craig's prior drunkenness by being drunk himself. D…
José-Dolf
Alright, let's get one thing out of the way. The episode title ISN'T what you think it is. But, since Craig spent most of the epi…
Meet and Eat
The guys celebrate their 250th episode with high style and drunk charm. Brad starts a high school fight. Dave does IKEA in revers…
Bangers & Mash
This week the guys discuss how Matt and Dave dealt with their kids' colorful vocabularies, how Craig pretended to not be a huge b…
Joey B-Hole
It's another July 4 in Rhode Island, and the guys could have simply shared some more rants about the holiday. But this time they …
Magnum P.U.
Dave was sick with the chlorine flu. Craig got his first period. Brad's body is reclaiming itself. Matt may have contact sepsis. …
Tragically Hip
Brad is down to one good leg. Craig makes a bold move to steal his friend's wife. Matt mentors a bright young worker. Dave wipes …
Total Eclipse of the Shart
No matter how hard they fight it, the guys simply can't shake the fact that bathroom issues make up a good ... ahem ... chunk of …
Terminal Viscosity
It's Dave's birthday! So the other three guys pretended to ignore that meaningless event by discussing anything more interesting.…
AAA or Chapstick
This week, the guys welcomed their buddy Corey (and welcomed back Raeann) to take a deep dive into nothing at all. Whether it's C…
Creamy Italian
Dave had an existential crisis. Craig mocked a man in peril. Matt needed an exorcist to help his child. And Brad wants to fight h…
Granite Boner
The guys are known for their subtlety, which is why they chose this name for the episode. It makes sense, though, since they carv…
JR’s Travel Lane
This week, the guys celebrate Cinco de Mayo and Mother's Day by discussing trash. Trailer trash, TV wife trash, Rhode Island club…
Blood In, Blood Out
This week, the guys decided to fly without a parachute, tossing aside the outline for a lighthearted discussion of how we bludgeo…
Hot Tub, Cold Shoulder
Dave is missing! But if you have an aerial view of Rhode Island, it won't take long to find him happily marinating in tainted chl…
Wipe Right
For years, the guys have made bathroom humor a part of the show. But they've always tried to be better. This week, they stopped t…
The Legend of Tom
This week, the guys go back to the skull. And it unearthed some stories they may not have been ready to handle. Weird sex, moist …
Frostbite Brown
Bold claim -- this is the funniest episode the guys have done in months. From Bruce Willis to Chris Rock to "Everest" to a litany…
Hot Beverages of Color
This week, the guys look back at events that probably should have come with apologies. Then, a full 48 hours before Will Smith co…
Kid Chucks
For nearly five years, the guys of NTS have claimed "nothing is off limits." And they've occasionally danced around touchy subjec…
A Hard Dave’s Night
The guys close out their episode takeovers with Dave... the show's classiest act. He may not be a felon, or a good husband, or ev…
Three Out of Four Ain’t Brad
It's the third week of our episode takeovers, and it's Brad's turn to control the narrative. Except that this is Needless to Say,…
Matt’s Hysteria
Fans of the show's newest member, buckle up, because this week is Matt's turn to run NTS. Which means, in addition to spewing his…
No Craig to Stand On
After weeks of randomness, the guys turned to Craig for some focus. But considering he has trouble even spelling "outline" the gu…