Jan. 27, 2023

Mustache Pride

This week, the guys get a little reflective. Nothing deep, just things like life, love, learning, and lamentable late-night sex decisions. Plus, if that wasn't enough, they realize something they secretly knew all along -- Matt is a legit, no-nonsens...

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Jan. 19, 2023

Awl Marks and Squirrel Cops

What a difference a week makes! The guys shake off the rust of a bad episode and return to form, discussing Hulu's overblown portrayal of Tupac, pro sports' overdone celebrations, Hollywood's overdue fall from grace, Dave's love of staircase skiing,...

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Jan. 4, 2023

Pouring Yet Another One Out: The Best of 2022

While the guys enjoyed the holidays, they put together a look back at their finest moments from 2022. And it all came from their weeks in review. From crazy fever dreams to counterfeit urine streams, the guys had a hell …

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Dec. 22, 2022

Passing the Yule Log: An NTS Christmas

It's the sixth NTS Christmas, and the guys celebrated differently this year. Craig quizzes the table on holiday traditions. Brad ruins Jeopardy (again). Matt expresses some solid hatred for BMW commercials. And according to their latest group story r...

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Dec. 15, 2022

Sh*thead Jones

This week's episode is brought to you by the letters, NTS, CDL, and the number 49. As the guys approach Christmas, they spend two hours discussing a LOT of stuff. Woke culture recasting of a holiday classic? Check. Losing and …

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Dec. 8, 2022

Low-Key Fruit Basket

Between Brad's bronchitis, Craig's leg, Dave's day drinking, and Matt's midnight work schedule, the guys were a little low-energy this week. But that doesn't mean they didn't get into some stuff. Which is how they got into Florida football hypocrisy,...

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Dec. 1, 2022

None-Hit Wonders

It was a long time coming. After months of waiting to discuss their favorite musical one-hit wonders, resident rockstars Kaz, Cara, and Raeann make their way back to the studio. The result? Deep dives into A-Ha, The Toadies, Grim Reaper, …

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Nov. 23, 2022

Duke Cloudwalker: An NTS Thanksgiving

The holidays are back, and the boys are feeling extra thankful this year. Dave is thankful for Matt's weekend scheduling. Matt is thankful for empty houses. Craig is thankful his family despises him. Brad is... well... not thankful for anything …

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Nov. 17, 2022

Phun City

This week, the guys welcome back an old friend for a throwback discussion of rock cover songs, children's birthday parties, TikTok motivational videos, and violence toward lamps. Amazingly, it comes together a lot better than you'd think. (Which is ...

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Nov. 11, 2022

Skin Mittens

This week, the guys dive deep into the skull to cover all sorts of things, but not before Matt nearly flips a three-ton skid steer mower, Brad tries to flip his hot tub for a new one, Dave flips out …

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Nov. 3, 2022

Hold My Pocket!

After an episode that saw the NTS guys use every last drop of their creativity, you'd expect them to have a bit of a letdown the following week. Except that isn't the case. From stadium-size funerals, to foul-mouthed toddlers, to …

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Oct. 28, 2022

Swalloween Ham

It's Halloween and the guys are feeling creative (for a change). This year's annual horror movie table read reveals a lot: Matt seems to hate John. Dave justifiably hates Corey. Everyone really hates Brad. And Brad seems to hate women …

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Oct. 20, 2022

King Richard’s Sleepaway Camp

If the question is, "Hey, can we talk about bad horror movies AND renaissance festivals?" then this episode is the answer. Between an expensive day at King Richard's Faire and an exhaustive look at the 1983 slasher, "Sleepaway Camp," the …

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Oct. 13, 2022

Car Wash Flaps

Is Hollywood becoming TOO inclusive? Through the lens of Scooby-Doo and secret agents, the guys discuss whether or not entertainment's woke movement has taken a few steps too many. Also, Dave gets tires, Matt gets tense, Brad gets tired, and …

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Oct. 7, 2022

Tug and Thunder

This week, Sometimes Manny makes a loud, noisy return, and drops a huge hammer about his dad's Far Eastern film choices. Along the way, the guys get into horrible habits, elaborate homeless treehouses, Marvel movie fatigue, and the failure of …

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Sept. 30, 2022

Three-Mile Driveway

Buckle up, kids -- this is a long one. After an unexpected week off, the guys have a LOT to discuss. School coddling, coworker cuddling, concert booking, homeless huddling... this doesn't even begin to scratch the surface. This is a …

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Sept. 23, 2022

Horrific Memories

With a chill in the air and eerie darkness settling in, the guys........ managed to screw up another recording session. So, this week, they took the opportunity to reflect on some of the scary, spooky season moments from the show's …

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Sept. 16, 2022

Maine-Lining Molasses

Craig, Dave, and Matt are back from Maine and have some stories to tell. From anaphylactic highs to traffic lows, their annual trip north was worthy of a few hours in the studio. If it's social commentary you're looking for, …

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Sept. 9, 2022

The UnMaine Event

This week, 75% of the show is vacationing in Maine... and Brad was feeling lonely. So, the one guy who can't handle the outdoors decided to recruit a few friends, spend a few hundred bucks, and make the best of …

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Sept. 1, 2022

Black Box

After a much-needed week off, the guys regroup to discuss toddler thongs, toilet training, questionable chicken noises, comedian Mark Normand, movies that started our sexual awakening, and an emotional family reunion. And that all happened before Dave fi...

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Aug. 19, 2022

The Bermuda Hexagon

This week, set your speakers to "chaos." Dave's beloved Raeann is back on the mic, and she's joined by Bermuda native/local sex therapist, Kejon. After four weeks in review (and one life in review) the six of them dive deep …

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Aug. 12, 2022

Weird Feeling Branches

Dave is away... again! But the remaining three guys manage to overcome such a hefty loss by discussing bad customers, worse coworkers, mysterious Hyundai repairs, and Bob Odenkirk's alleged foot fetish. Yeah, that's a lot for two hours, but once …

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Aug. 4, 2022


It's Matt's birthday! And the guys celebrate in their usual style. Brad mocks Craig's prior drunkenness by being drunk himself. Dave channels Craig by spotting UFOs. Craig channels Craig by repeating another work story. And Matt realizes he hates being …

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July 29, 2022


Alright, let's get one thing out of the way. The episode title ISN'T what you think it is. But, since Craig spent most of the episode with alcohol poisoning, the guys had to improvise. And that's when things went awry. …

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