July 30, 2021


This week, after weeks of needling, Brad's brother Vin graces the NTS studio. And after an hour of recapping Dave's party and kneecapping Matt with a roast, they finally get to their guest of honor... ...then they completely interrupt him …

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July 23, 2021

NTS Turns 200!

No one thought they'd make it to 10 episodes. No one thought they'd make it out of the basement. No one thought they'd get better after multiple roster changes. No one believed that this collection of hacks would survive. Except …

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July 16, 2021

199 Weeks in Review (...but mostly this one...)

The guys gear up for milestone episode 200 by reflecting on everything they've done WRONG as a show. This includes Craig's latest party, Dave's latest beach trip, Matt's latest boss, and Brad's latest gesture to Satan.

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July 9, 2021

Hit the Breaker

It was July 4 weekend! This means the guys were joined by their old friends Matt and Kayla to discuss a wide range of topics. From celebrity threesomes to circuit breakers to semi-annoying co-hosts, they don't miss a beat. (Plus, …

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July 2, 2021

The Ballad of Zucchini Wayne

This week, the guys dive right into the things that really matter -- involuntary celebrity "suicides," horrible July 4 celebrations, and why beach sex is the worst idea since the invention of small-town parades. Declare your independence from boring pod...

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June 25, 2021

The Gnawshank Redemption

No one likes to get burned. But it seems like the guys are either doing it to someone they know, or getting it in return. So, this week they dive in full bore, to get to the bottom of their …

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June 18, 2021

Erik the Seacrest

After sacrificing 46 minutes of pure gold to the radio gods, the guys reconvene (with Dave's wife along for the ride) to do a few more scenes from the skull. Bad dates, dream retirements, being hung like a 2-foot can …

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June 11, 2021

Wheeze at the Devil

This week, the guys spend an hour discussing their weeks. And when you hear how this involved cross-checking loveseats and attacking Brad's son with playground balls, you'll understand why they needed that time. From there, they double down on Vince …

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June 4, 2021

Year of the Honky

This week, the guys wanted to prove that things aren't always as bad as they seem. Then they complete disprove that by taste-testing a foul little fruit called durian. After the convulsions subside, they dive a little deeper into the …

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May 27, 2021

He Dies at the End

Life isn't a straight line and even our best-laid plans can go awry. But why? Why does it seem like no matter how much we plan, things rarely go as planned? This week, the guys have more than a few …

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May 21, 2021

Hot Glue Guns

This week, the guys hang out in the troposphere (otherwise known as Dave's yard) to discuss hypocrisy. Whether the topic is Megadeth acting righteous, Ellen DeGeneres acting aware, or Matt acting like he wouldn't nail Rosie O'Donnell, they're pretty damn...

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May 14, 2021

Pan-Asian Water Discomfort

This week, the guys christen the garage for the summer by going back to what works -- random topics pulled from the skull. This means they discuss everything from immortality pills to Morgan Freeman's political prowess to the sheer filth …

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May 7, 2021

Craig's Bad Day

This week, three of the guys showed up. Craig? Well, as you'll hear, he had a pretty bad day. But, in between phone calls, family emergencies, and diarrhea of the mouth, he managed to hang in there for our discussions …

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April 30, 2021

30 Seconds of Shame

After dancing around the topic for months, the guys decide this is the week to hit their porn habits head on. Then, after nearly an hour of debating plot lines and pervy preferences, they take a hard left turn and …

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April 22, 2021

Celebrity Windchimes

Everything old is new again! At least when it comes to Hollywood nobodies. This week, Dave, Brad and Craig decide to get new guy Matt caught up on some old show topics, discussing failed celebrities who are (somehow) in the …

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April 15, 2021

Challenger Mulligan

This week, all four guys are back in studio to discuss the most basic argument of all -- is it a good idea or a bad idea? So, naturally, they get right into Elon Musk's plans for space dinosaurs, Maine's …

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April 9, 2021

Plantain CHiPs

This week, the guys go Daveless. But Craig, Matt and Brad are up to the task, revisiting their favorite subjects with a few new twists. Celebrity sellouts, swampland timeshares, Thighmasters, TV reboots, Rachael Ray and Elton John. Somehow, they cover …

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April 2, 2021

Dude Soup

This week, Dave, Brad and Craig leave Matt flapping in the wind while they discuss the rise of technology. From cell phone convenience to creepy AI sex dolls, they determine how much tech is too much tech, looking old as …

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March 26, 2021

Okay? Not Okay!

This week, the guys decided to get a little deep into the world of bias and stereotypes. From parenting to polygamy to practical education, they get into the weeds of world hypocrisy for almost two hours. Then they talk about …

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March 18, 2021


After just three episodes, Matt decided he'd rather brave hurricane-force winds than hang with the guys. What did he miss? A deep dive into Craig's so-called diet. Some creeping and peeping in an Airbnb. And a look at Gen Z's …

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March 12, 2021

Lube. Rinse. Repeat.

From restriction-free Texas, to privacy-free China, to gravity-free hotels, to shame-free Eddie Murphy, all four guys get pretty worked up about the week that was. They might still be getting used to having another voice on the show, but that …

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March 5, 2021


This week, all four of the guys are here to discuss celebrities that talk too much, kids that know too much, conspiracy nuts that think too much, and professors that reveal too much. Also, the guys debate the gender of …

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Feb. 25, 2021

Fan Service

This week, the guys revert to remote to avoid the snowstorm of the century, but are joined by first-time caller Kevin. Before long, they covered police families, sheltered childhoods, some show nostalgia, and the effects of backing into an undercover …

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Feb. 20, 2021

Say My Haim!

This week, Matt's back to debate some deep, emotional topics with the guys. Things like Gina Carano's tone deaf Twitter habits, and movies that predicted the future. The name of the episode? Well, you'll need to listen to figure that …

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