July 21, 2022

Meet and Eat

The guys celebrate their 250th episode with high style and drunk charm. Brad starts a high school fight. Dave does IKEA in reverse. Matt's seating choice is nuts. And Craig lures our children to his backyard. Also, the guys reflect …

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July 14, 2022

Bangers & Mash

This week the guys discuss how Matt and Dave dealt with their kids' colorful vocabularies, how Craig pretended to not be a huge boy band fan, and how quickly a pool party can turn into an orgy of exposure.

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July 8, 2022

Joey B-Hole

It's another July 4 in Rhode Island, and the guys could have simply shared some more rants about the holiday. But this time they brought in social media guru Joey B (and new friend Nasty Nate) to add some southern …

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July 1, 2022

Magnum P.U.

Dave was sick with the chlorine flu. Craig got his first period. Brad's body is reclaiming itself. Matt may have contact sepsis. And they all had opinions on whether they'd prefer intimate contact with Elizabeth Olsen or Tom Selleck. (Check …

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June 24, 2022

Tragically Hip

Brad is down to one good leg. Craig makes a bold move to steal his friend's wife. Matt mentors a bright young worker. Dave wipes himself with a company-branded shirt. And Fetish Pee John sits in to make sense of …

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June 17, 2022

Total Eclipse of the Shart

No matter how hard they fight it, the guys simply can't shake the fact that bathroom issues make up a good ... ahem ... chunk of their free time. So, this week they lean into it. Sure, they also discuss …

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June 9, 2022

Terminal Viscosity

It's Dave's birthday! So the other three guys pretended to ignore that meaningless event by discussing anything more interesting. Brad's zero luck Zoom skills? Check. Matt's smoky skank of a customer? Check. Craig's useless U-Haul neighbors? Check. THEN,...

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June 2, 2022

AAA or Chapstick

This week, the guys welcomed their buddy Corey (and welcomed back Raeann) to take a deep dive into nothing at all. Whether it's Craig playing designated driver, Dave getting a designated divorce lawyer, or Matt designating EVERYONE for assignment, this …

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May 26, 2022

Creamy Italian

Dave had an existential crisis. Craig mocked a man in peril. Matt needed an exorcist to help his child. And Brad wants to fight his neighbor's chickens. Then they all take a few minutes to fantasize about being replacement rock …

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May 20, 2022

Granite Boner

The guys are known for their subtlety, which is why they chose this name for the episode. It makes sense, though, since they carved out a conversation about Matt's lack of grace, Dave's lack of motor skills, Brad's lack of …

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May 12, 2022

JR’s Travel Lane

This week, the guys celebrate Cinco de Mayo and Mother's Day by discussing trash. Trailer trash, TV wife trash, Rhode Island club trash, and adults who treat children like trash. Also, Craig uses a big word, Matt invents a new …

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May 5, 2022

Blood In, Blood Out

This week, the guys decided to fly without a parachute, tossing aside the outline for a lighthearted discussion of how we bludgeoned our friends with BB guns, logs, rocks, open-field tackles, and homemade zip lines. Also, they realize Craig is …

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April 28, 2022

Hot Tub, Cold Shoulder

Dave is missing! But if you have an aerial view of Rhode Island, it won't take long to find him happily marinating in tainted chlorine. While he was "bonding with his kids" from the comforts of his new hot tub, …

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April 22, 2022

Wipe Right

For years, the guys have made bathroom humor a part of the show. But they've always tried to be better. This week, they stopped trying. Once again, when they thought the tape stopped rolling, they had a side conversation about …

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April 14, 2022

The Legend of Tom

This week, the guys go back to the skull. And it unearthed some stories they may not have been ready to handle. Weird sex, moist jousting, doggy diazepam, and -- ahem -- "questionable" roommates, it's all in the agenda. (Hint: …

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April 7, 2022

Frostbite Brown

Bold claim -- this is the funniest episode the guys have done in months. From Bruce Willis to Chris Rock to "Everest" to a litany of "what if?" scenarios, nothing is off the table this time around. And to top …

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March 31, 2022

Hot Beverages of Color

This week, the guys look back at events that probably should have come with apologies. Then, a full 48 hours before Will Smith couldn't handle Chris Rock, they also revisit one of their favorite topics -- the self-appointed joke police.

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March 25, 2022

Kid Chucks

For nearly five years, the guys of NTS have claimed "nothing is off limits." And they've occasionally danced around touchy subjects in the name of humor. But this week, they may have finally crossed those lines. In fact, the conversation …

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March 18, 2022

A Hard Dave’s Night

The guys close out their episode takeovers with Dave... the show's classiest act. He may not be a felon, or a good husband, or even a passable mammal. But that still puts him light years ahead of the other three. …

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March 11, 2022

Three Out of Four Ain’t Brad

It's the third week of our episode takeovers, and it's Brad's turn to control the narrative. Except that this is Needless to Say, so the other guys talk a lot more than the man of the hour. Still, they all …

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March 3, 2022

Matt’s Hysteria

Fans of the show's newest member, buckle up, because this week is Matt's turn to run NTS. Which means, in addition to spewing his own bile, Dave rages about dishes, Craig rages about his failing health, while Brad ragingly steals …

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Feb. 25, 2022

No Craig to Stand On

After weeks of randomness, the guys turned to Craig for some focus. But considering he has trouble even spelling "outline" the guys managed to decipher a few themes during the noise. Gambling. Gullibility. Christian lies. Personalized movie names. Embroi...

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Feb. 17, 2022

I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter

This week, the guys conclude their trilogy of randomness with more word association, a throwback roundup topic, and some typically weird weeks in review. Translated, this means a discussion of Jehovah's Witnesses, the mafia, Dave Chappelle, and nut bu...

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Feb. 10, 2022

Straight Talk

Since Matt joined the show, listeners have told us, "Let Matt talk more!" If you're one of them, boy do we have a revealing episode for you. From the "Pam and Tommy" biopic, to Brad's grope-happy doctor, to Dave's aerated …

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