None-Hit Wonders
Dec. 1, 2022

None-Hit Wonders

It was a long time coming. After months of waiting to discuss their favorite musical one-hit wonders, resident rockstars Kaz, Cara, and Raeann make their way back to the studio. The result? Deep dives into A-Ha, The Toadies, Grim Reaper, …

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Duke Cloudwalker: An NTS Thanksgiving
Nov. 23, 2022

Duke Cloudwalker: An NTS Thanksgiving

The holidays are back, and the boys are feeling extra thankful this year. Dave is thankful for Matt's weekend scheduling. Matt is thankful for empty houses. Craig is thankful his family despises him. Brad is... well... not thankful for anything …

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Phun City
Nov. 17, 2022

Phun City

This week, the guys welcome back an old friend for a throwback discussion of rock cover songs, children's birthday parties, TikTok motivational videos, and violence toward lamps. Amazingly, it comes together a lot better than you'd think. (Which is ...

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Skin Mittens
Nov. 11, 2022

Skin Mittens

This week, the guys dive deep into the skull to cover all sorts of things, but not before Matt nearly flips a three-ton skid steer mower, Brad tries to flip his hot tub for a new one, Dave flips out …

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Hold My Pocket!
Nov. 3, 2022

Hold My Pocket!

After an episode that saw the NTS guys use every last drop of their creativity, you'd expect them to have a bit of a letdown the following week. Except that isn't the case. From stadium-size funerals, to foul-mouthed toddlers, to …

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Swalloween Ham
Oct. 28, 2022

Swalloween Ham

It's Halloween and the guys are feeling creative (for a change). This year's annual horror movie table read reveals a lot: Matt seems to hate John. Dave justifiably hates Corey. Everyone really hates Brad. And Brad seems to hate women …

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King Richard’s Sleepaway Camp
Oct. 20, 2022

King Richard’s Sleepaway Camp

If the question is, "Hey, can we talk about bad horror movies AND renaissance festivals?" then this episode is the answer. Between an expensive day at King Richard's Faire and an exhaustive look at the 1983 slasher, "Sleepaway Camp," the …

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Car Wash Flaps
Oct. 13, 2022

Car Wash Flaps

Is Hollywood becoming TOO inclusive? Through the lens of Scooby-Doo and secret agents, the guys discuss whether or not entertainment's woke movement has taken a few steps too many. Also, Dave gets tires, Matt gets tense, Brad gets tired, and …

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Tug and Thunder
Oct. 7, 2022

Tug and Thunder

This week, Sometimes Manny makes a loud, noisy return, and drops a huge hammer about his dad's Far Eastern film choices. Along the way, the guys get into horrible habits, elaborate homeless treehouses, Marvel movie fatigue, and the failure of …

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Three-Mile Driveway
Sept. 30, 2022

Three-Mile Driveway

Buckle up, kids -- this is a long one. After an unexpected week off, the guys have a LOT to discuss. School coddling, coworker cuddling, concert booking, homeless huddling... this doesn't even begin to scratch the surface. This is a …

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Horrific Memories
Sept. 23, 2022

Horrific Memories

With a chill in the air and eerie darkness settling in, the guys........ managed to screw up another recording session. So, this week, they took the opportunity to reflect on some of the scary, spooky season moments from the show's …

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Maine-Lining Molasses
Sept. 16, 2022

Maine-Lining Molasses

Craig, Dave, and Matt are back from Maine and have some stories to tell. From anaphylactic highs to traffic lows, their annual trip north was worthy of a few hours in the studio. If it's social commentary you're looking for, …

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The UnMaine Event
Sept. 9, 2022

The UnMaine Event

This week, 75% of the show is vacationing in Maine... and Brad was feeling lonely. So, the one guy who can't handle the outdoors decided to recruit a few friends, spend a few hundred bucks, and make the best of …

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Black Box
Sept. 1, 2022

Black Box

After a much-needed week off, the guys regroup to discuss toddler thongs, toilet training, questionable chicken noises, comedian Mark Normand, movies that started our sexual awakening, and an emotional family reunion. And that all happened before Dave fi...

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The Bermuda Hexagon
Aug. 19, 2022

The Bermuda Hexagon

This week, set your speakers to "chaos." Dave's beloved Raeann is back on the mic, and she's joined by Bermuda native/local sex therapist, Kejon. After four weeks in review (and one life in review) the six of them dive deep …

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Weird Feeling Branches
Aug. 12, 2022

Weird Feeling Branches

Dave is away... again! But the remaining three guys manage to overcome such a hefty loss by discussing bad customers, worse coworkers, mysterious Hyundai repairs, and Bob Odenkirk's alleged foot fetish. Yeah, that's a lot for two hours, but once …

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Trunkey-Pox
Aug. 4, 2022

Trunkey-Pox

It's Matt's birthday! And the guys celebrate in their usual style. Brad mocks Craig's prior drunkenness by being drunk himself. Dave channels Craig by spotting UFOs. Craig channels Craig by repeating another work story. And Matt realizes he hates being …

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José-Dolf
July 29, 2022

José-Dolf

Alright, let's get one thing out of the way. The episode title ISN'T what you think it is. But, since Craig spent most of the episode with alcohol poisoning, the guys had to improvise. And that's when things went awry. …

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Meet and Eat
July 21, 2022

Meet and Eat

The guys celebrate their 250th episode with high style and drunk charm. Brad starts a high school fight. Dave does IKEA in reverse. Matt's seating choice is nuts. And Craig lures our children to his backyard. Also, the guys reflect …

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Bangers & Mash
July 14, 2022

Bangers & Mash

This week the guys discuss how Matt and Dave dealt with their kids' colorful vocabularies, how Craig pretended to not be a huge boy band fan, and how quickly a pool party can turn into an orgy of exposure.

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Joey B-Hole
July 8, 2022

Joey B-Hole

It's another July 4 in Rhode Island, and the guys could have simply shared some more rants about the holiday. But this time they brought in social media guru Joey B (and new friend Nasty Nate) to add some southern …

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Magnum P.U.
July 1, 2022

Magnum P.U.

Dave was sick with the chlorine flu. Craig got his first period. Brad's body is reclaiming itself. Matt may have contact sepsis. And they all had opinions on whether they'd prefer intimate contact with Elizabeth Olsen or Tom Selleck. (Check …

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Tragically Hip
June 24, 2022

Tragically Hip

Brad is down to one good leg. Craig makes a bold move to steal his friend's wife. Matt mentors a bright young worker. Dave wipes himself with a company-branded shirt. And Fetish Pee John sits in to make sense of …

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Total Eclipse of the Shart
June 17, 2022

Total Eclipse of the Shart

No matter how hard they fight it, the guys simply can't shake the fact that bathroom issues make up a good ... ahem ... chunk of their free time. So, this week they lean into it. Sure, they also discuss …

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