Episodes

Terminal Evacuation
May 18, 2023

Terminal Evacuation

A lot of NTS episodes require a detailed explanation. This isn't one of them. Instead, for nearly 2.5 hours, the guys discuss the following items at length: The smells of a mid-week metal concert. Dave's adventures in airport restrooms. Craig's family piled on the lawn with broken bones. The cutting of trees. Elmer's glue. Yeah... they had one of "those" weeks... so buckle up and settle in.---#comedypodcast #ripodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #currentsband #likemothstoflames #bodyodor #it...
What is This ... Egypt?
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May 12, 2023

What is This ... Egypt?

No excuses. No technical problems. No nonsense. This time, the only mistakes that NTS experiences are those that come straight from the guys' mouths. And for this week it means discussions of different doctor's appointments, homeless fighting, bodily...
What is This ... Egypt?
May 12, 2023

What is This ... Egypt?

No excuses. No technical problems. No nonsense. This time, the only mistakes that NTS experiences are those that come straight from the guys' mouths. And for this week it means discussions of different doctor's appointments, homeless fighting, bodily functions, and the proud nation of Armenia. No memory card could hold them back this week...---#podernfamily #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #morningradio #armeniawww.needlesstosaypodcast.comwww.ntspodcastgear.com
Lost & Found
289
May 4, 2023

Lost & Found

This week, the guys overcame recent technical difficulties by having MORE technical difficulties. But, like a phoenix from their asses, they pieced together parts of two recent missteps and somehow managed to create a pretty funny mashup. Parts of th...
Lost & Found
May 4, 2023

Lost & Found

This week, the guys overcame recent technical difficulties by having MORE technical difficulties. But, like a phoenix from their asses, they pieced together parts of two recent missteps and somehow managed to create a pretty funny mashup. Parts of these stories are lost forever... but until Craig decides to repeat them, we'll only have this episode to rely on...---#ripodcast #podernfamily #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #lostepisodewww.needlesstosaypodcast.comwww.ntspodcastgear...
Handmandled
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April 27, 2023

Handmandled

This week, the guys are back at full strength, and ready to discuss the world's most newsworthy topics. Like Brad's month of travel, Matt's week of work, Craig's day of lawn care, and Dave's 14 minutes of paint roller hell. Plus, with the few minutes ...
Handmandled
April 27, 2023

Handmandled

This week, the guys are back at full strength, and ready to discuss the week's most newsworthy topics. Like Brad's month of travel, Matt's week of work, Craig's day of lawn care, and Dave's 14 minutes of paint roller hell. Plus, with the few minutes they had left, they also jump into the Jonathan Majors hypocrisy and Twitter's blue checkmark scandal. But with 100% more genital jokes.--#jonathanmajors #DCfilms #Marvel #TwitterCheckmark #podernfamilywww.needlesstosaypodcast.comwww.ntspodcas...
The Revelant
287
April 20, 2023

The Revelant

This week, Needless to Say flies without a net. The episode title is a non-word. The cover art is nonsensical. The outline is nonexistent. And none of it matters because Craig, Dave, and Matt still manage to cover a wide range of topics. Motley Crue'...
The Revelant
April 20, 2023

The Revelant

This week, Needless to Say flies without a net. The episode title is a non-word. The cover art is nonsensical. The outline is nonexistent. And none of it matters because Craig, Dave, and Matt still manage to cover a wide range of topics. Motley Crue's ongoing failure, Britney Spears' ongoing meltdown, Matt's ongoing search for a groundman... it's all here, alongside a truly cringe-inducing roundup. It's a hilarious two hours that will make you wonder why Whatshisname is even here anymore.
An Afternoon with Captain Bill - Part 1
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April 14, 2023

An Afternoon with Captain Bill - Part 1

The guys are taking a week off (ask Craig why) but that doesn't mean they don't have something ready to go. A while back, they spent a Sunday talking with Dave's dad, the legendary Captain Bill. Over the course of a few hours, they dove deep into Bil...
An Afternoon with Captain Bill - Part 1
April 14, 2023

An Afternoon with Captain Bill - Part 1

The guys are taking a week off (ask Craig why) but that doesn't mean they don't have something ready to go. A while back, they spent a Sunday talking with Dave's dad, the legendary Captain Bill. Over the course of a few hours, they dove deep into Bill's amazing stories about Vietnam, police work, and perhaps most frightening of all, raising Dave. Here’s Part 1 of an amazing discussion with someone so much better than us.
Stankee Candle
285
April 6, 2023

Stankee Candle

The world may not have been waiting for a podcast episode that covers pro wrestling, Chinese shopping, and the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial in under two hours. But, you just found it. This week, the guys gathered a little early to dive into all...
Stankee Candle
April 6, 2023

Stankee Candle

The world may not have been waiting for a podcast episode that covers pro wrestling, Chinese shopping, and the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial in under two hours. But, you just found it. This week, the guys gathered a little early to dive into all of the above, with all the bloodlust celebrity hatred you've come to expect from Needless to Say...---www.needlesstosaypodcast.comwww.ntspodcastgear.com#gwynethpaltrow #skitrial #temu #salem #redsox #nesn #celebrityhate #goop #vaginacandle
Hey Dude, You’re Wet
284
March 30, 2023

Hey Dude, You’re Wet

The NTS guys haven't put out a true "greatest hits" episode, but this week might just qualify. A few new events from their lives sparked some hilarious recaps of past embarrassing moments. Pants caught on fences. Shorts pulled to ankles. Shoes caught...
Hey Dude, You’re Wet
March 30, 2023

Hey Dude, You’re Wet

The NTS guys haven't put out a true "greatest hits" episode, but this week might just qualify. A few new events from their lives sparked some hilarious recaps of past embarrassing moments. Pants caught on fences. Shorts pulled to ankles. Shoes caught on hedges. Balls caught on hurdles. It's all there, as good as you remembered, yet fresher than cut grass at a high school track meet.---#gunsakimbo #moviereview #embarrassing #peoplefalling #fails #ricomedy #ripodcast #tacotuesday #comedypodcas...
Welcome to Rectum
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March 23, 2023

Welcome to Rectum

Don't go looking for meaning in this week's title -- it doesn't exist. (Just like this week's outline.) Instead, the guys decided to wing it, diving into topics like taco etiquette, senior surprise parties, trash movies, and doing favors for family. ...
Welcome to Rectum
March 23, 2023

Welcome to Rectum

Don't go looking for meaning in this week's title -- it doesn't exist. (Just like this week's outline.) Instead, the guys decided to wing it, diving into topics like taco etiquette, senior surprise parties, trash movies, and doing favors for family. It's not their most polished episode, but that's a pretty low bar to begin with, anyway...---#ryanreynolds #wrexham #mintmobile #skysharks #velocipastor #terrordactyl #ricomedy #ripodcast #tacotuesday #comedypodcastwww.needlesstosaypodcast.com...
Y’all Hands on Deck
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March 16, 2023

Y’all Hands on Deck

Texas may be known as the Lone Star State, but this week, NTS managed to cram seven stars into one episode. Old friends Matt and Kayla were in town and stopped by the garage to discuss their favorite things about their new state, what they miss about...
Y’all Hands on Deck
March 16, 2023

Y’all Hands on Deck

Texas may be known as the Lone Star State, but this week, NTS managed to cram seven stars into one episode. Old friends Matt and Kayla were in town and stopped by the garage to discuss their favorite things about their new state, what they miss about their home state, the state of Job Lot's aisles, and the mental state of Tiger Woods. So, grab a drink, throw your horns, bless your heart, and tune in.
The Irish Sobriety Famine
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March 10, 2023

The Irish Sobriety Famine

St. Patrick's Day might be a week away, but that didn't stop the guys (and Raeann) from drinking like freshmen. Even with Matt ready for an overnight shift, the guys managed to slosh their way through discussions of Steven Seagal, kid-proof restauran...
The Irish Sobriety Famine
March 10, 2023

The Irish Sobriety Famine

St. Patrick's Day might be a week away, but that didn't stop the guys (and Raeann) from drinking like freshmen. Even with Matt ready for an overnight shift, the guys managed to slosh their way through discussions of Steven Seagal, kid-proof restaurants, John Wick, and Brad's sketchy first steps into the world of cannabis.---www.needlesstosaypodcast.comwww.ntspodcastgear.com#cannabis #johnwick #keanureeves #stevenseagal #kaylalemieux #ripodcast #ricomedy #comedypodcast
Rememorable Stupidness
280
March 2, 2023

Rememorable Stupidness

This week, the guys brought the best of themselves to the table. Brad discussed his stellar parenting. Craig made up new words. Matt occasionally agreed with people. Dave didn't speak much at all. And it worked out great when they covered topics like...
Rememorable Stupidness
March 2, 2023

Rememorable Stupidness

This week, the guys brought the best of themselves to the table. Brad discussed his stellar parenting. Craig made up new words. Matt occasionally agreed with people. Dave didn't speak much at all. And it worked out great when they covered topics like legalized drugs, bank etiquette, casino logistics, and Canadian teachers with Z-cup prosthetic breasts. Yes, really.
Blatant Lies
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Feb. 23, 2023

Blatant Lies

The skull is back! And that means the guys enjoyed a night of random stories (and tall tales) about their prior sex lives. If that isn't exciting enough, there are also updates on Dave's much-better half, Matt's much-worse coworker, Brad's much-malig...