March 11, 2020

Down with the Sickness

No Corona beer cracks. No lame-ass lyme puns. No resorting to memes for inspiration. Instead, this week the guys infect your ears with some honest talk about COVID-19, coronaviruses in general, Chinese health conditions, and Corey Feldman. Some would say...

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March 4, 2020

Fast Pass (for Slow People)

The guys are joined by fan-favorite Cousin Matt to discuss flat earth fails, Make-a-Wish modification, clothes-free cops, Mary Magdalene and LSD 101. Plus, they address Craig's inevitable Alzheimer's... Yep, all in one episode. And it's definitely funnie...

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Feb. 27, 2020

Human Plinko

This week, the guys cover a wide range of headlines ranging from Wendy Williams' fat mouth, to a Scottish guy's fat groin, and Sy Sperling's fat skull cap ... Plus, Craig masters another word, and a young Spielberg masters a …

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Feb. 19, 2020

HAL Jazeera

What are you doing, Dave, Brad and Craig? This week, the guys start out well, trying to discuss situations -- like Iranian space rockets, virtual reunions and urban crossbows -- where the ends don't always justify the means. But along …

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Feb. 13, 2020

The Slackademy Awards

This week, the guys introduce their own entry into Awards Season, heaping praise onto the people that REALLY deserve it. No celebrities. No idiotic political posturing. No weird cries for vegan lifestyles. Just real stories, real animals ... and a …

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Feb. 6, 2020

Horse Kennels

This week, the guys are joined by Dave's wife to discuss a farm-sized slate of topics, from Kobe Bryant to Mr. Peanut to weird fruit sex. In other words, it's another typical week in the world of Needless to Say... …

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Jan. 30, 2020

Back on the Wagon

This week, the guys piece together the final remnants of last week's fuzzy memories, then get right to work making new ones. Everything from emotional support beers, to geriatric porn stars, to another look at the Fyre Fest debacle, they …

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Jan. 23, 2020

A Lit-Up Night with Empyrean Lights

Beer. Metal. Silverchair. More beer. Dark appendages. Long Island. Laramie, Wyoming. More metal. More beer. Wrestling bears. All things we discussed with Dan and Krysta from the rock band Empyrean Lights (and formerly of Iwrestledabearonce). It's a good ...

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Jan. 15, 2020

The Douchening

The first part of this one starts so promisingly since Brad barely talks at all. That's because Dave and Craig absolutely destroy him in a birthday roast for the ages. Once things calm down, Brad resumes boring the crap out …

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Jan. 8, 2020

Happy New Year (no one is safe...)

The boys start off 2020 with a little reflection on the end of the holidays, the annual Celebrity Death Pool, and some random stuff from Dave's new hat. And it doesn't take them very long to get back in stride... …

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Dec. 31, 2019

The Least Worst of 2019

Now that 2019 is over, the guys spent some time reflecting on their Christmases, their "Star Wars" group date, and what they felt were the best segments of the year. Yeah, it's a "best of" episode, from the best year …

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Dec. 19, 2019

Ebenezer Booze

This week, the guys are amped for their THIRD Christmas Spectacular, diving deep into the best (and worst) holiday movies -- even the controversial ones like Die Hard and Lethal Weapon. Believe it or not, a few minds may have …

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Dec. 12, 2019

Dangerous Toys

This week, the boys get into some of the holiday season's best quality -- gifts! this means discussions of weaponized presents, sexist Christmas ads, beer diets and our own memories about the best (and worst) presents we ever received. Also, …

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Dec. 3, 2019

Roast Turkey

This week, the guys wake up from a tryptophan coma to discuss their Thanksgivings, old lady bodybuilders, trans rugby players, pitbull obedience, and more... They also get the jump on Craig's birthday by doing what they do best -- roasting …

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Nov. 26, 2019

Burping at the Homeless: An NTS Thanksgiving

NTS's official kickoff to the holidays is as festive as can be, with Joey B and Raeann joining the boys for heartwarming tales of poop theaters, vagina museums, white trash seltzer and stoner food. Just listen... you'll be thankful.

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Nov. 22, 2019

Dave is MISSING!

Surprise! After a much-needed break, Dave decided to... take another break. But Craig, Brad and Mrs. Brad managed to whip something up, discussing Disney+, streaming services, sex toys and some fan questions from RI Comic-Con. Quick, dirty and on point. …

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Nov. 9, 2019

White Noise: A Weekend at RI Comic-Con

It's been a LONG time since technology bit the guys in the ass, but that's exactly what happened to 6+ hours of audio from Rhode Island Comic-Con, turning amazing interviews, jokes and ballbusting into a mess of unlistenable white noise. …

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Oct. 31, 2019

Black Thursday: An NTS Halloween

This week, the guys get nostalgic about Halloween movies, go through some creepy (for the wrong reasons) headlines, and debate which horror legends would be the best in bed. They also cover their plans for this year's Rhode Island Comic-Con …

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Oct. 23, 2019

LIVE: One Night Lonely

This week, the boys decided to go back to the skull for some random inspiration. And in between all the usual discussion of bad movies, hot '80s actresses, travel and dream bands, they learn something ... "special" ... about Brad. …

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Oct. 18, 2019

Putin on the Ritz

This week, the guys welcome Cousin Jonathan to the studio to discuss Vladimir Putin photo shoots, sex doll marriages, outhouse "artifacts" and how Paul was a spammer to the Corinthians. We're not sure how this became an episode, but it …

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Oct. 10, 2019

Maitland Gored

This week, the guys get together for a lively discussion of bad luck bison, intimacy anorexia, racist reporters and Maitland Ward ... who made the boys "meet world" several times before recording the episode. Also, they do a game entirely …

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Oct. 2, 2019

Soup to Nuts

This week, the guys dive right into some more discussion of the ridiculous vape "crisis," Craig and Dave's latest movie review, and some really crazy ways people died over the years ... including one that involved soup. Yeah, they weren't …

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Sept. 26, 2019

History [REDACTED]

This week, the guys go it alone, revisiting some pressing topics, like censorship, bans, cancel culture and revisionist history. From Shane Gillis to Antonio Brown to Justin Trudeau, it seems like everyone's struggling to escape their pasts... even thoug...

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Sept. 19, 2019

An Evening with the Nerd Entertainment Hub

Stop everything! A wannabe nerd show runs into a real one? And then there's lots of joking and ball busting? Yeah. you want to be here for this one. For 2.5 hours on Friday the 13th, the guys discussed horror …

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