Episodes

April 30, 2021

30 Seconds of Shame

After dancing around the topic for months, the guys decide this is the week to hit their porn habits head on. Then, after nearly an hour of debating plot lines and pervy preferences, they take a hard left turn and …

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April 22, 2021

Celebrity Windchimes

Everything old is new again! At least when it comes to Hollywood nobodies. This week, Dave, Brad and Craig decide to get new guy Matt caught up on some old show topics, discussing failed celebrities who are (somehow) in the …

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April 15, 2021

Challenger Mulligan

This week, all four guys are back in studio to discuss the most basic argument of all -- is it a good idea or a bad idea? So, naturally, they get right into Elon Musk's plans for space dinosaurs, Maine's …

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April 9, 2021

Plantain CHiPs

This week, the guys go Daveless. But Craig, Matt and Brad are up to the task, revisiting their favorite subjects with a few new twists. Celebrity sellouts, swampland timeshares, Thighmasters, TV reboots, Rachael Ray and Elton John. Somehow, they cover …

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April 2, 2021

Dude Soup

This week, Dave, Brad and Craig leave Matt flapping in the wind while they discuss the rise of technology. From cell phone convenience to creepy AI sex dolls, they determine how much tech is too much tech, looking old as …

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March 26, 2021

Okay? Not Okay!

This week, the guys decided to get a little deep into the world of bias and stereotypes. From parenting to polygamy to practical education, they get into the weeds of world hypocrisy for almost two hours. Then they talk about …

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March 18, 2021

homoGENiZed

After just three episodes, Matt decided he'd rather brave hurricane-force winds than hang with the guys. What did he miss? A deep dive into Craig's so-called diet. Some creeping and peeping in an Airbnb. And a look at Gen Z's …

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March 12, 2021

Lube. Rinse. Repeat.

From restriction-free Texas, to privacy-free China, to gravity-free hotels, to shame-free Eddie Murphy, all four guys get pretty worked up about the week that was. They might still be getting used to having another voice on the show, but that …

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March 5, 2021

Tussle

This week, all four of the guys are here to discuss celebrities that talk too much, kids that know too much, conspiracy nuts that think too much, and professors that reveal too much. Also, the guys debate the gender of …

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Feb. 25, 2021

Fan Service

This week, the guys revert to remote to avoid the snowstorm of the century, but are joined by first-time caller Kevin. Before long, they covered police families, sheltered childhoods, some show nostalgia, and the effects of backing into an undercover …

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Feb. 20, 2021

Say My Haim!

This week, Matt's back to debate some deep, emotional topics with the guys. Things like Gina Carano's tone deaf Twitter habits, and movies that predicted the future. The name of the episode? Well, you'll need to listen to figure that …

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Feb. 12, 2021

Clocks and Trash

Hollywood is full of death. So, Brad is full of joy. Dave is full of rage. And Craig is full of beer. This week, the guys dive into the latest round of celebrity deaths, and all of the bandwagons and …

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Feb. 4, 2021

Ladies Night

After a week in first gear, the guys come out swinging, with a little help from their better halves. That's right, all of this week's topics were chosen by their wives, which led to a deep and meaningful discussion of …

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Jan. 29, 2021

An Evening in First Gear

After an exhausting week that rebooted the world, and an episode that was hard to top, the guys decided to slow down and let things flow.

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Jan. 22, 2021

Asspennies and Jesus Lint

The guys kinda wanted a week off, so they dragged Cousin Matt out of his treehouse to fill some dead air. Along the way they cover mystery porch packages, belly button debris, bald-faced hornets and seizure wallets, resulting in their …

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Jan. 15, 2021

Yo! NTS Craps!

This week, the guys reflect on a hip hop-heavy set of headlines, mumble rapping their way through Dr. Dre's medical and legal troubles and The Weeknd's plastic surgery fakeout before diving deeper into music tastes and how pop culture has …

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Jan. 8, 2021

New Year's Heave

Try not to riot, but the NTS guys have kicked off 2021 in style. From making each other puke, to naked bathroom breaks, and even a quick detour into the state of democracy, it's an appropriate episode for this past …

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Dec. 31, 2020

Pouring One Out: The Best of 2020

Lonely on New Year's? Join the club! This week, we look back to our best available clips from the worst possible year. So, if you're feeling nostalgic about Pornhub, surfing, Meat Farms, IBS and more, we wrapped it up in …

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Dec. 23, 2020

Oh, Holy S#!t: It's the Fourth Annual NTS Christmas Spectacular!

This week, the guys celebrated their fourth Christmas as Needless to Say, playing a few games and exchanging presents like family. Which means they pretend to like their gifts and start swearing as soon as the beer meets the painkillers.

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Dec. 18, 2020

The Year That Wasn't

After last week's stroll down fuzzy memory lane (and before next week's Christmas bonanza) the guys took it easy and discussed their favorite moments from a year most would like to forget. Favorite albums. Favorite movies. Favorite headlines. Favorite ce...

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Dec. 13, 2020

A Noisy, Muffled, Zoom-Powered, Sonically Disastrous Birthday Tribute…

You know what sucks? Zoom audio. But you know what doesn't? Hearing about all the great felonies--ummm--memories that Craig shared with some of his closest childhood friends. This week, Dave and Brad got a few people to join the call …

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Dec. 2, 2020

Tryptophan Hangover

This week, the guys drag themselves away from the Thanksgiving table and back to the recording table to cover a few random topics from the trusty ol' skull. And -- because it's NTS -- that means discussions of social justice …

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Nov. 25, 2020

Bathroom Yogurt

It's Thanksgiving! (What? It wasn't obvious from the episode title?) The guys are celebrating the season doing what they do best -- being thankful for early holidays, Christmas porn, weird bathroom fears, and Craig's complete lack of motion. They also …

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Nov. 19, 2020

Eternity Leave

This week, the guys adhere to state curfew and virtually discuss Alton Brown's lack of chill, Alex Trebek's lack of breathing, and the likelihood that 2020 will lack memorable holidays. And, because it's Needless to Say, things rarely stay on …

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