Aug. 28, 2020

Yeah...That Hurt

This week, the guys channel Huey Lewis and go back in time to re-do some early episode topics that didn't quite work out. So, if you're nostalgic for the glory days of 2017, when we discussed childhood, bad parenting and …

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Aug. 21, 2020

Jesus ...Take a Knee

This week, the guys do an extensive taste test of Brach's Turkey Dinner Candy Corn, vomit a little, then dive back into the skull for discussions of good sex music, living in movies, David Blaine, and the good lord's QB …

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Aug. 12, 2020


The guys started out this episode a little sad, thinking about how their comedy heroes are all perverts. This led to a bigger discussion of Hollywood, cat mules, samurai rent disputes, pube beer, and a kid who just might change …

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Aug. 5, 2020

Schlong Arm of the Law

The guys managed to avoid the virus spike this week. And it's a good thing, because otherwise they wouldn't have been able to discuss Chinese seeds, forearm genitals, foul lady odors or 3D-printed chicken. Don't distance yourself -- this is …

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July 29, 2020

Are You Not Entertained?

This week, the guys dive into the world of entertainment, and its place in a world that doesn't allow for much entertainment anymore. Even better, they're joined by their good friend Joey B, who shed some light on Taylor Swift, …

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July 22, 2020

Counterpoint Break

This week, the guys decided to drop the show structure and riff on the week's events. Naturally, that led to deep, insightful discussion of Johnny Depp's bed droppings, Kenyan marriage traditions, sanitized swimming pools, pervy teachers, and the merits ...

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July 15, 2020

Tandem Psycle

The guys were gonna take a week off... then they got invited to Psycle's awesome "Kill the Machine" record release party and all plans changed. As expected, what started as a traditional NTS episode quickly turned into the best kind …

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July 9, 2020

Scorn on the Fourth of July

Anti-maskers. Anti-sparklers. Anti-Cagers. On a weekend full of bright explosions, the guys get lit up discussing the finest in summer blockbusters, what movies qualify as "patriotic," and even the logic of people fighting against covering their filthy f...

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July 1, 2020

To Cancel a Mockingbird

Cancel culture is back in full force, and Craig, Dave and Brad aren't having it! Well, at least for those that don't deserve it. With the help of Cousin Matt, the guys get into a hilarious (and surprisingly insightful) 2+ …

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June 24, 2020

Puma Punkass

After a week Craig really wants to forget, the guys decided the best way to respond was by going back to the skull for some random topics. This naturally led to a discussion of everything from cancel culture to race …

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June 18, 2020

Tekashi Deuce

This week, the guys added an extension to the garage to welcome back Sometimes Manny. And naturally, the conversation turned to toilet burglars, badly faked deaths, dining on grandmothers, rapper girls with 4-foot implants, and the greatest Florida Man h...

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June 10, 2020

Garage Nights (Revisited)

Reunited, and it feels so good! The guys recorded in person for the first time since winter, and it took them about 30 seconds to realize what a difference it makes. From Drew Brees and Hulk Hogan to Australian rugby …

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June 5, 2020

An NTS Review: Psycle - "Kill the Machine"

This week, the guys offer a very special review episode, giving fans a detailed look into their thoughts on Psycle's all-new beast, "Kill the Machine" ... You could read a few half-hearted paragraphs, or you can spend more than an …

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May 27, 2020

Slum Good News

The remote shows are winding down, but the guys keep going strong. Not only did they fix last week's audio problems, but they also found a few more headlines that show things are getting back to "NTS normal." Krasinski capitalism. …

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May 21, 2020


This week, Craig and Dave welcome long-time listener, first-time caller Brad to discuss some funny headlines that indicate things might be getting back to normal. Yeah, audio problems kicked them in the ass again. But if you were sick of …

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May 13, 2020

B-Side Ourselves

This week, the guys pick up where they left off last time, finishing the mess that Brad created. This includes things like casting their own reality shows and asking some deep and personal questions about one another... Hell, they even …

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May 6, 2020

Breaking Brad

It's the final week of our little experiment, and in typical Brad fashion, there was more talking than expected. Even though the other two got it done in a single episode, the guys have to cover the rest of Brad's …

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April 29, 2020

End of Daves

Another week of quarantine has put the guys in a musical mood... more specifically, in the mood to discuss music and how it reflects the phases of our lives. Sound deep? Don't worry, it's not. If you want to hear …

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April 22, 2020

Ain't Too Proud to Craig...

It was an episode that started off with one of Brad's worst jokes ever. An episode that heard Dave describe a well-timed fart. An episode that discussed Fred Durst, John Travolta, and "The Fanatic" movie. But then something happened -- …

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April 15, 2020

Ceased and Dismissed

Still stuck at home, the guys nonetheless manage to find humor within the chaos, in a week that saw religion-themed coronavirus headlines, a ridiculous Tom Brady interview, and even the show's first-ever legal entanglement. In a world gone mad, the …

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April 8, 2020

27.5 Days Later

It took a few weeks, but the guys finally figured out how to do a remote episode without sounding like they're in a barrel of tar. So, they celebrate by discussing some of the "lighter moments" that happened over the …

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April 1, 2020

Cocaine Hippos

The world situation sucks. Technology sucks. Remote podcasting sucks. But these are the cards on the table. For the second week in a row, Craig, Dave, and Brad isolated themselves to digitally discuss how they're getting their minds off COVID-19, …

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March 24, 2020


"Antisocial Distancing." "Riff." "Live Without a Net." The guys could have named their first-ever remote episode anything. But, even with the obvious technical issues (including Dave's liver failure), they pulled it off. And good thing, because despite t...

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March 18, 2020

Quarantine Dream

It was bound to happen. After just a few days of self-quarantine, the guys got together with a plan and a purpose... and within a few minutes of reflecting on coronavirus, the train lost its conductor and got derailed in …

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