Episodes

Blatant Lies
Feb. 23, 2023

Blatant Lies

The skull is back! And that means the guys enjoyed a night of random stories (and tall tales) about their prior sex lives. If that isn't exciting enough, there are also updates on Dave's much-better half, Matt's much-worse co...

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Suffering from Withdrawal
Feb. 17, 2023

Suffering from Withdrawal

It was a week of robberies. Craig was robbed of his money. Matt was robbed of a new truck. Dave was robbed of his wife's respect. And Brad was robbed of the chance to complete a sentence. But with deep discussions about Metallica, the end of music al...

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Suffering from Withdrawal
Feb. 17, 2023

Suffering from Withdrawal

It was a week of robberies. Craig was robbed of his money. Matt was robbed of a new truck. Dave was robbed of his wife's respect. And Brad was robbed of the chance to complete a sentence. But with deep discussions about Metal...

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Sex Frost
Feb. 9, 2023

Sex Frost

A record-setting cold snap hit the NTS studios, forcing the guys to huddle up with Manny while Matt braved the elements for work. The result? A funny, noisy night discussing mental neighbors, mindless office language, and the utterly meaningless Rock...

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Sex Frost
Feb. 9, 2023

Sex Frost

A record-setting cold snap hit the NTS studios, forcing the guys to huddle up with Manny while Matt braved the elements for work. The result? A funny, noisy night discussing mental neighbors, mindless office language, and the...

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Don’t Kid Yourselves
Feb. 2, 2023

Don’t Kid Yourselves

Welcome to one of the shortest NTS episodes ever made! But that doesn't mean the guys didn't make the most of their time. In just 80 minutes, they cover Brad's temporary depression, '80s musical expression, Dave's career regression, and one seriously...

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Don’t Kid Yourselves
Feb. 2, 2023

Don’t Kid Yourselves

Welcome to one of the shortest NTS episodes ever made! But that doesn't mean the guys didn't make the most of their time. In just 80 minutes, they cover Brad's temporary depression, '80s musical expression, Dave's career regr...

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Mustache Pride
Jan. 27, 2023

Mustache Pride

This week, the guys get a little reflective. Nothing deep, just things like life, love, learning, and lamentable late-night sex decisions. Plus, if that wasn't enough, they realize something they secretly knew all along -- Matt is a legit, no-nonsens...

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Mustache Pride
Jan. 27, 2023

Mustache Pride

This week, the guys get a little reflective. Nothing deep, just things like life, love, learning, and lamentable late-night sex decisions. Plus, if that wasn't enough, they realize something they secretly knew all along -- Ma...

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Awl Marks and Squirrel Cops
Jan. 19, 2023

Awl Marks and Squirrel Cops

What a difference a week makes! The guys shake off the rust of a bad episode and return to form, discussing Hulu's overblown portrayal of Tupac, pro sports' overdone celebrations, Hollywood's overdue fall from grace,  Dave's love of staircase skiing,...

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Awl Marks and Squirrel Cops
Jan. 19, 2023

Awl Marks and Squirrel Cops

What a difference a week makes! The guys shake off the rust of a bad episode and return to form, discussing Hulu's overblown portrayal of Tupac, pro sports' overdone celebrations, Hollywood's overdue fall from grace, Dave's ...

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Pouring Yet Another One Out: The Best of 2022
Jan. 4, 2023

Pouring Yet Another One Out: The Best of 2022

While the guys enjoyed the holidays, they put together a look back at their finest moments from 2022. And it all came from their weeks in review. From crazy fever dreams to counterfeit urine streams, the guys had a hell of a year. Let's raise one in ...

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Pouring Yet Another One Out: The Best of 2022
Jan. 4, 2023

Pouring Yet Another One Out: The Best of 2022

While the guys enjoyed the holidays, they put together a look back at their finest moments from 2022. And it all came from their weeks in review. From crazy fever dreams to counterfeit urine streams, the guys had a hell of a ...

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Passing the Yule Log: An NTS Christmas
Dec. 22, 2022

Passing the Yule Log: An NTS Christmas

It's the sixth NTS Christmas, and the guys celebrated differently this year. Craig quizzes the table on holiday traditions. Brad ruins Jeopardy (again). Matt expresses some solid hatred for BMW commercials. And according to their latest group story r...

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Passing the Yule Log: An NTS Christmas
Dec. 22, 2022

Passing the Yule Log: An NTS Christmas

It's the sixth NTS Christmas, and the guys celebrated differently this year. Craig quizzes the table on holiday traditions. Brad ruins Jeopardy (again). Matt expresses some solid hatred for BMW commercials. And according to t...

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Sh*thead Jones
Dec. 15, 2022

Sh*thead Jones

This week's episode is brought to you by the letters, NTS, CDL, and the number 49. As the guys approach Christmas, they spend two hours discussing a LOT of stuff. Woke culture recasting of a holiday classic? Check. Losing and gaining friends? Check. ...

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Sh*thead Jones
Dec. 15, 2022

Sh*thead Jones

This week's episode is brought to you by the letters, NTS, CDL, and the number 49. As the guys approach Christmas, they spend two hours discussing a LOT of stuff. Woke culture recasting of a holiday classic? Check. Losing and...

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Low-Key Fruit Basket
Dec. 8, 2022

Low-Key Fruit Basket

Between Brad's bronchitis, Craig's leg, Dave's day drinking, and Matt's midnight work schedule, the guys were a little low-energy this week. But that doesn't mean they didn't get into some stuff. Which is how they got into Florida football hypocrisy,...

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Low-Key Fruit Basket
Dec. 8, 2022

Low-Key Fruit Basket

Between Brad's bronchitis, Craig's leg, Dave's day drinking, and Matt's midnight work schedule, the guys were a little low-energy this week. But that doesn't mean they didn't get into some stuff. Which is how they got into Fl...

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None-Hit Wonders
Dec. 1, 2022

None-Hit Wonders

It was a long time coming. After months of waiting to discuss their favorite musical one-hit wonders, resident rockstars Kaz, Cara, and Raeann make their way back to the studio. The result? Deep dives into A-Ha, The Toadies, Grim Reaper, and ... Don ...

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None-Hit Wonders
Dec. 1, 2022

None-Hit Wonders

It was a long time coming. After months of waiting to discuss their favorite musical one-hit wonders, resident rockstars Kaz, Cara, and Raeann make their way back to the studio. The result? Deep dives into A-Ha, The Toadies, ...

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Duke Cloudwalker: An NTS Thanksgiving
Nov. 23, 2022

Duke Cloudwalker: An NTS Thanksgiving

The holidays are back, and the boys are feeling extra thankful this year. Dave is thankful for Matt's weekend scheduling. Matt is thankful for empty houses. Craig is thankful his family despises him. Brad is... well... not thankful for anything at al...

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Duke Cloudwalker: An NTS Thanksgiving
Nov. 23, 2022

Duke Cloudwalker: An NTS Thanksgiving

The holidays are back, and the boys are feeling extra thankful this year. Dave is thankful for Matt's weekend scheduling. Matt is thankful for empty houses. Craig is thankful his family despises him. Brad is... well... not th...

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Phun City
Nov. 17, 2022

Phun City

This week, the guys welcome back an old friend for a throwback discussion of rock cover songs, children's birthday parties,  TikTok motivational videos, and violence toward lamps. Amazingly, it comes together a lot better than you'd think. (Which is ...

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