Nov. 23, 2022

Duke Cloudwalker: An NTS Thanksgiving

The holidays are back, and the boys are feeling extra thankful this year. Dave is thankful for Matt's weekend scheduling. Matt is…

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Nov. 17, 2022

Phun City

This week, the guys welcome back an old friend for a throwback discussion of rock cover songs, children's birthday parties,  TikT…

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Nov. 11, 2022

Skin Mittens

This week, the guys dive deep into the skull to cover all sorts of things, but not before Matt nearly flips a three-ton skid stee…

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Nov. 3, 2022

Hold My Pocket!

After an episode that saw the NTS guys use every last drop of their creativity, you'd expect them to have a bit of a letdown the …

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Oct. 28, 2022

Swalloween Ham

It's Halloween and the guys are feeling creative (for a change). This year's annual horror movie table read reveals a lot: Matt s…

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Oct. 20, 2022

King Richard’s Sleepaway Camp

If the question is, "Hey, can we talk about bad horror movies AND renaissance festivals?" then this episode is the answer. Betwee…

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Oct. 13, 2022

Car Wash Flaps

Is Hollywood becoming TOO inclusive? Through the lens of Scooby-Doo and secret agents, the guys discuss whether or not entertainm…

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Oct. 7, 2022

Tug and Thunder

This week, Sometimes Manny makes a loud, noisy return, and drops a huge hammer about his dad's Far Eastern film choices. Along th…

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Sept. 30, 2022

Three-Mile Driveway

Buckle up, kids -- this is a long one. After an unexpected week off, the guys have a LOT to discuss. School coddling, coworker cu…

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Sept. 23, 2022

Horrific Memories

With a chill in the air and eerie darkness settling in, the guys........ managed to screw up another recording session. So, this …

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Sept. 16, 2022

Maine-Lining Molasses

Craig, Dave, and Matt are back from Maine and have some stories to tell.  From anaphylactic highs to traffic lows, their annual t…

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Sept. 9, 2022

The UnMaine Event

This week, 75% of the show is vacationing in Maine... and Brad was feeling lonely. So, the one guy who can't handle the outdoors …

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Sept. 1, 2022

Black Box

After a much-needed week off, the guys regroup to discuss toddler thongs, toilet training, questionable chicken noises, comedian …

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Aug. 19, 2022

The Bermuda Hexagon

This week, set your speakers to "chaos." Dave's beloved Raeann is back on the mic, and she's joined by Bermuda native/local sex t…

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Aug. 12, 2022

Weird Feeling Branches

Dave is away... again! But the remaining three guys manage to overcome such a hefty loss by discussing bad customers, worse cowor…

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Aug. 4, 2022


It's Matt's birthday! And the guys celebrate in their usual style. Brad mocks Craig's prior drunkenness by being drunk himself. D…

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July 29, 2022


Alright, let's get one thing out of the way. The episode title ISN'T what you think it is. But, since Craig spent most of the epi…

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July 21, 2022

Meet and Eat

The guys celebrate their 250th episode with high style and drunk charm. Brad starts a high school fight. Dave does IKEA in revers…

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July 14, 2022

Bangers & Mash

This week the guys discuss how Matt and Dave dealt with their kids' colorful vocabularies, how Craig pretended to not be a huge b…

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July 8, 2022

Joey B-Hole

It's another July 4 in Rhode Island, and the guys could have simply shared some more rants about the holiday. But this time they …

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July 1, 2022

Magnum P.U.

Dave was sick with the chlorine flu. Craig got his first period. Brad's body is reclaiming itself. Matt may have contact sepsis. …

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June 24, 2022

Tragically Hip

Brad is down to one good leg. Craig makes a bold move to steal his friend's wife. Matt mentors a bright young worker. Dave wipes …

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June 17, 2022

Total Eclipse of the Shart

No matter how hard they fight it, the guys simply can't shake the fact that bathroom issues make up a good ... ahem ... chunk of …

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June 9, 2022

Terminal Viscosity

It's Dave's birthday! So the other three guys pretended to ignore that meaningless event by discussing anything more interesting.…

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