Episodes

Oct. 22, 2025

Nary a Boob

This week, the guys close out Halloween movie review season by breaking down "Spookies," a 1980s film Matt chose solely for its name and the potential for nudity. As it turns out, it was neither spooky nor naked, just terribl...

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Oct. 15, 2025

Kathy (Northern) Ireland

This week, the guys keep the Halloween flow going by asking Matt's better half (and horror movie expert) Keia to sit in for a comprehensive review of "Rat Man." If there was ever a reason to install Tubi on your TV, well, thi...

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Oct. 9, 2025

Dances with Litigation

Halloween movie month continues in fine style when the guys discuss the finer points of "Humanoids from the Deep" by the legendary Roger Corman. Oh sure, there are other topics at hand, but when there's a perfect blend of ful...

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Oct. 1, 2025

Basket Cases

It’s Halloween season! And around here, that only means one thing -- horror movie reviews. First up for Halloween? The legendary ”Basket Case” from 1982.

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Sept. 24, 2025

NTS Turns 400!

In the summer of 2017, a few friends got together after realizing their weekend conversations were worth recording. Eight years, 399 episodes, and a few new faces later, here we are. For the 400th time, the guys gathered to s...

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Sept. 17, 2025

Bookshelf Socks

Three of the four guys on NTS have sons either approaching puberty, in puberty, or teaching a masterclass in puberty. So that explains the title. But this week, they also cover bad nerd conventions, Rhode Island weiners, butt...

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Sept. 11, 2025

Gold-Plated Toyota Tacoma

This week, the guys get political. Then they quickly remember why they shouldn't, and go back to making big claims about small things that happen in their lives. We'd give you more information, but chances are you've already ...

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Sept. 3, 2025

NTS Movie Review: Nightbeast

The best episodes are the ones that stay focused. For example, before the guys dive deep into 1982's legendary "Nightbeast," they discuss women who have stayed hot, well beyond their expiration dates. Also, Brad is out again,...

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Aug. 27, 2025

The Zodiac Non-Taxpayer

This week, Matt and Dave finally get to discuss last week. Craig also has a week to cover. Brad may or may not have been conscious for this one, thanks to exhaustion, beer, and his wife's "job benefits." However, there's plen...

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Aug. 20, 2025

Zero to Crabs

The guys were back together and wanted a nice, focused episode. Of course, that means a question was asked, subjects were changed, tangents were had, and 90 minutes passed before answering that initial question. Also, they op...

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Aug. 13, 2025

Bemusement Park

This week is a throwback. Brad, Dave, and Craig are in. And it's a tight 90-minute episode because Matt isn't. So, in a classic NTS move, the guys attempted to do a skull night, but never got past the weeks in review. Dave we...

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Aug. 7, 2025

Movie Review: Malibu Express

Normally, the guys would release a movie review as a "bonus" episode of NTS. But after seeing a film with the majesty and grandeur of "Malibu Express," they reconsidered. This piece of cinematic art has all the T, a good amou...

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July 30, 2025

Junior Say "Ow"

This week, the fearsome foursome are back, joined by old friend Corey, to discuss a variety of things. Not the least of which was UNBRIDLED CELEBRITY DEATH AND DESPAIR. (Yes, Brad wrote this. Why do you ask?) -- #comedypodcas...

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July 24, 2025

It's a Mesopotamia Down There

This episode is likely about Craig's crotch. But no one will know until they listen, because without Brad this week, no one kept an outline. So, hit play and be surprised every step of the way. -- #comedypodcast #RIcomedy #po...

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July 15, 2025

Manny Lou Retton

It's not always easy to describe episodes of this show. Sometimes it's better to let the potential episode titles tell the story, instead. So, here goes: Hot Dogs & Coconut Husks; Chardonnay Power; That Register is Expensive;...

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July 10, 2025

Couch Knives & Bed Hammers

It's hot in Rhode Island. Real hot. So, on a stifling garage night, the guys naturally discuss the humidity, then their murderous ways to get through it. There were definitely more items on the agenda, but the alcohol and hea...

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July 2, 2025

BONUS NTS: Raiders of the Sun

As promised, the guys have some bonus NTS to share -- this time, a comprehensive review of 1990's seminal classic, "Raiders of the Sun." It's a film with absolutely zero redeeming value, and the guys wouldn't have it any othe...

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June 27, 2025

Haskins & Throbbins

This week, Craig wrestles with furniture stores, Dave grapples with viruses, Brad boxes with Catholicism, and Matt scraps with everyone. And the best part? There's another half of the episode coming next week. -- #comedypodca...

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June 20, 2025

The Off-White Knight

The guys are back in the original garage. Dave is out sick. And Craig recorded this just minutes after being completely, totally, undeniably, embarrassingly shut out in darts by Brad. They also discuss Trump, war, sex lives, ...

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June 13, 2025

Bag of Teeth

This just in -- Brad grows rice, Dave hoards baby teeth, Craig makes questionable ethnic jokes, and Matt has questionable self-control. Then they decide to create their own band names and origin stories, because THAT makes se...

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June 6, 2025

Another Bad Transition

This week, the guys run the gamut. Brad’s lack of well-being, cross-gender softball dominance, hospital picket lines, anal cancer, puppy training, and how bands get their names.

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May 30, 2025

The White Finger

This week, 3/4 of the guys discuss the epidermal effects of extreme moisture on the phalanges in times of great stress… for this and more, hit play. (And for god's sake, moisturize.) -- #comedypodcast #RIcomedy #podernfamily ...

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May 20, 2025

A Boulet of Slime

The guys at NTS have always been known for striking while the iron's hot. (No, really. We mean it.) But when the iron is hot and covered in slime? Well, that's a magical combination that results in another movie review. And t...

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May 9, 2025

A Lot of Lumens

This week, the guys are joined by.... NO ONE! And once they get past the awkwardness of talking amongst themselves, they dive into subjects like pantsing your spouse, awkward adolescent questions, dirty trucks, and Craig's pu...

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