Episodes

Matt’s Hysteria
March 3, 2022

Matt’s Hysteria

Fans of the show's newest member, buckle up, because this week is Matt's turn to run NTS. Which means, in addition to spewing his own bile, Dave rages about dishes, Craig rages about his failing health, while Brad ragingly steals a Jeff Foxworthy joke AND exacts wet vengeance on the soundboard. Because you can't bottle up pure rage, they guys spend nearly 2.5 hours placating Matt's every whim. Long Islanders will love it, and you might, too.
No Craig to Stand On
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Feb. 25, 2022

No Craig to Stand On

After weeks of randomness, the guys turned to Craig for some focus. But considering he has trouble even spelling "outline" the guys managed to decipher a few themes during the noise. Gambling. Gullibility. Christian lies. Personalized movie names. Embroi...
No Craig to Stand On
Feb. 25, 2022

No Craig to Stand On

After weeks of randomness, the guys turned to Craig for some focus. But considering he has trouble even spelling "outline" the guys managed to decipher a few themes during the noise. Gambling. Gullibility. Christian lies. Personalized movie names. Embroidered pillows. For one week only, it's all on the table, and all from the mind of the mindless.
I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter
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Feb. 17, 2022

I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter

This week, the guys conclude their trilogy of randomness with more word association, a throwback roundup topic, and some typically weird weeks in review. Translated, this means a discussion of Jehovah's Witnesses, the mafia, Dave Chappelle, and nut bu...
I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter
Feb. 17, 2022

I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter

This week, the guys conclude their trilogy of randomness with more word association, a throwback roundup topic, and some typically weird weeks in review. Translated, this means a discussion of Jehovah's Witnesses, the mafia, Dave Chappelle, and nut butter. Not necessarily in that order.
Straight Talk
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Feb. 10, 2022

Straight Talk

Since Matt joined the show, listeners have told us, "Let Matt talk more!" If you're one of them, boy do we have a revealing episode for you. From the "Pam and Tommy" biopic, to Brad's grope-happy doctor, to Dave's aerated underwear, Matt has an awful lot...
Straight Talk
Feb. 10, 2022

Straight Talk

Since Matt joined the show, listeners have told us, "Let Matt talk more!" If you're one of them, boy do we have a revealing episode for you. From the "Pam and Tommy" biopic, to Brad's grope-happy doctor, to Dave's aerated underwear, Matt has an awful lot of long, hard revelations to share.The guys also introduce a new segment, which Matt takes over completely. Have at it!
Caught Wet-Handed
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Feb. 3, 2022

Caught Wet-Handed

This week, the guys brave the snow to deliver on last week's promise by (finally) going back to the skull for some random-topic therapy. What's on deck? Movie quotes, TV letdowns, our own self-worth, and 20 minutes of Craig praising the writers of "Succe...
Caught Wet-Handed
Feb. 3, 2022

Caught Wet-Handed

This week, the guys brave the snow to deliver on last week's promise by (finally) going back to the skull for some random-topic therapy. What's on deck? Movie quotes, TV letdowns, our own self-worth, and 20 minutes of Craig praising the writers of "Succession." But you should listen anyway, especially for the roundup. Just trust us -- skipping it would be short-sighted.
Tablesaws and Carseats
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Jan. 28, 2022

Tablesaws and Carseats

COVID hit the show again, so the guys decided to quarantine together in the garage. The result? Craig makes rocks fart. Brad has a fever dream. Matt generates new hate. And Dave somehow lowers his nonexistent street cred. It's a night of randomness ... a...
Tablesaws and Carseats
Jan. 28, 2022

Tablesaws and Carseats

COVID hit the show again, so the guys decided to quarantine together in the garage. The result? Craig makes rocks fart. Brad has a fever dream. Matt generates new hate. And Dave somehow lowers his nonexistent street cred. It's a night of randomness ... and they wouldn't have it any other way.
The Great Blumpkin
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Jan. 21, 2022

The Great Blumpkin

Our planned tribute to the late Bob Saget got appropriately cringe-worthy, right from the start. From sliding into Candace Cameron's DMs, to more talk about BMs, to how Brad's nose is too big to measure in CMs, this one never really had a chance to be a ...
The Great Blumpkin
Jan. 21, 2022

The Great Blumpkin

Our planned tribute to the late Bob Saget got appropriately cringe-worthy, right from the start. From sliding into Candace Cameron's DMs, to more talk about BMs, to how Brad's nose is too big to measure in CMs, this one never really had a chance to be a memorial. But as a brutal birthday roast? Yeah, it hits the mark.
Juan, the Vietnamese Ham Guy
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Jan. 14, 2022

Juan, the Vietnamese Ham Guy

Based on the title, this episode is OBVIOUSLY about Antonio Brown. And Boba Fett. And COVID. And PG-rated movies. And throwing loose change at the elderly. And Craig's job. And fantasy football. And ........ ham? Ah, nevermind. Stop trying to make sense ...
Juan, the Vietnamese Ham Guy
Jan. 14, 2022

Juan, the Vietnamese Ham Guy

Based on the title, this episode is OBVIOUSLY about Antonio Brown. And Boba Fett. And COVID. And PG-rated movies. And throwing loose change at the elderly. And Craig's job. And fantasy football. And ........ ham? Ah, nevermind. Stop trying to make sense of it. We certainly did.
Pouring (Another) One Out: The Best of 2021
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Jan. 6, 2022

Pouring (Another) One Out: The Best of 2021

The guys close out their holidays--and the best year in show history--by looking back at their best clips from 2021. From Matt's EMT skills, to Dave's bedside manner, to Craig's ... well... entire year, it's a pretty good overview of what they do. Newcom...
Pouring (Another) One Out: The Best of 2021
Jan. 6, 2022

Pouring (Another) One Out: The Best of 2021

The guys close out their holidays--and the best year in show history--by looking back at their best clips from 2021. From Matt's EMT skills, to Dave's bedside manner, to Craig's ... well... entire year, it's a pretty good overview of what they do. Newcomers, start here.
Mistletwigs and Berries: An NTS Christmas (Part 2)
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Dec. 23, 2021

Mistletwigs and Berries: An NTS Christmas (Part 2)

Part 2 of the NTS Christmas Spectacular includes a little less rage, a few more X chromosomes, and an unhealthy dose of street medicine. And this is alongside discussion of underrated holiday movies, ghetto driveway memorials, COVID overreaction, and why...
Mistletwigs and Berries: An NTS Christmas (Part 2)
Dec. 23, 2021

Mistletwigs and Berries: An NTS Christmas (Part 2)

Part 2 of the NTS Christmas Spectacular includes a little less rage, a few more X chromosomes, and an unhealthy dose of street medicine. And this is alongside discussion of underrated holiday movies, ghetto driveway memorials, COVID overreaction, and why it's always important to double check the "mute" button.Merry Christmas to all of you... even the people Matt yells about.
Look Who‘s Not Talking: An NTS Christmas (Part 1)
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Dec. 17, 2021

Look Who‘s Not Talking: An NTS Christmas (Part 1)

RAGE! DISCONTENT! MORE RAGE! This week, the guys kick off their annual holiday extravaganza by crapping thunder all over your season's greetings. Dave is mad at Beyonce.  Brad and Craig are mad at each other. Matt is mad at things that breathe. For those...
Look Who‘s Not Talking: An NTS Christmas (Part 1)
Dec. 17, 2021

Look Who‘s Not Talking: An NTS Christmas (Part 1)

RAGE! DISCONTENT! MORE RAGE! This week, the guys kick off their annual holiday extravaganza by crapping thunder all over your season's greetings. Dave is mad at Beyonce. Brad and Craig are mad at each other. Matt is mad at things that breathe. For those who like to see the guys uncomfortable, it's the most wonderful time of the year. (Also, Christmas Jeopardy... because, tradition.)
New Coconut. Who Dis?
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Dec. 10, 2021

New Coconut. Who Dis?

This week, the guys had so much fun with their friends at the Nerd Entertainment Hub that one segment turned into an entire episode. Hell, they barely had a chance to introduce the show. But, between another brutal Craig roast, and a ton of laughs about ...
New Coconut. Who Dis?
Dec. 10, 2021

New Coconut. Who Dis?

This week, the guys had so much fun with their friends at the Nerd Entertainment Hub that one segment turned into an entire episode. Hell, they barely had a chance to introduce the show. But, between another brutal Craig roast, and a ton of laughs about holiday traditions, you're not likely to care.
Vegan Loaf
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Dec. 3, 2021

Vegan Loaf

In what has become an annual tradition, the guys gathered on the day after Thanksgiving, and were still full from the night before. (Well, not Brad... hence the show title.)  But once they shook off the tryptophan poppers, they hit full stride on one of ...