Episodes

July 1, 2020

To Cancel a Mockingbird

Cancel culture is back in full force, and Craig, Dave and Brad aren't having it! Well, at least for those that don't deserve it. With the help of Cousin Matt, the guys get into a hilarious (and surprisingly insightful) 2+ hour discussion of the people that need to be gone for their actions, along with a few that don't warrant the hypersensitive nonsense. We may not always agree with the world. We may not always agree with each other. But we'll always agree with our right to disagree. Maybe the ...
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June 24, 2020

Puma Punkass

After a week Craig really wants to forget, the guys decided the best way to respond was by going back to the skull for some random topics. This naturally led to a discussion of everything from cancel culture to race relations to time travel. Yes, serious...
June 24, 2020

Puma Punkass

After a week Craig really wants to forget, the guys decided the best way to respond was by going back to the skull for some random topics. This naturally led to a discussion of everything from cancel culture to race relations to time travel. Yes, seriously. Also, 2/3 of the show got stupid drunk while discussing smart things. See if you can figure out which two it is...
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June 18, 2020

Tekashi Deuce

This week, the guys added an extension to the garage to welcome back Sometimes Manny. And naturally, the conversation turned to toilet burglars, badly faked deaths, dining on grandmothers, rapper girls with 4-foot implants, and the greatest Florida Man h...
June 18, 2020

Tekashi Deuce

This week, the guys added an extension to the garage to welcome back Sometimes Manny. And naturally, the conversation turned to toilet burglars, badly faked deaths, dining on grandmothers, rapper girls with 4-foot implants, and the greatest Florida Man headline of all time. Also, NTS developed their first-ever GoFundMe to help a fine gentleman from Lagos, Nigeria. Give what you can - every little bit helps.
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June 10, 2020

Garage Nights (Revisited)

Reunited, and it feels so good! The guys recorded in person for the first time since winter, and it took them about 30 seconds to realize what a difference it makes. From Drew Brees and Hulk Hogan to Australian rugby and Belgian pizza, the guys covered i...
June 10, 2020

Garage Nights (Revisited)

Reunited, and it feels so good! The guys recorded in person for the first time since winter, and it took them about 30 seconds to realize what a difference it makes. From Drew Brees and Hulk Hogan to Australian rugby and Belgian pizza, the guys covered it all like they never quarantined in the first place. No more audio problems. No more weird delays. No more nonsense. This is NTS as it should be.
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June 5, 2020

An NTS Review: Psycle - "Kill the Machine"

This week, the guys offer a very special review episode, giving fans a detailed look into their thoughts on Psycle's all-new beast, "Kill the Machine" ... You could read a few half-hearted paragraphs, or you can spend more than an hour diving deep into o...
June 5, 2020

An NTS Review: Psycle - "Kill the Machine"

This week, the guys offer a very special review episode, giving fans a detailed look into their thoughts on Psycle's all-new beast, "Kill the Machine" ... You could read a few half-hearted paragraphs, or you can spend more than an hour diving deep into one of 2020's best rock releases yet. These guys are our brothers -- this is just another reason why. www.psyclemusic.com
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May 27, 2020

Slum Good News

The remote shows are winding down, but the guys keep going strong. Not only did they fix last week's audio problems, but they also found a few more headlines that show things are getting back to "NTS normal." Krasinski capitalism. Korean sex dolls at soc...
May 27, 2020

Slum Good News

The remote shows are winding down, but the guys keep going strong. Not only did they fix last week's audio problems, but they also found a few more headlines that show things are getting back to "NTS normal." Krasinski capitalism. Korean sex dolls at soccer games. Homeless corpse love. Pornhub lawsuits. If these are the things that get you out of bed each day, then buckle up. We have a show for you...
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May 21, 2020

Remoter

This week, Craig and Dave welcome long-time listener, first-time caller Brad to discuss some funny headlines that indicate things might be getting back to normal. Yeah, audio problems kicked them in the ass again. But if you were sick of hearing two str...
May 21, 2020

Remoter

This week, Craig and Dave welcome long-time listener, first-time caller Brad to discuss some funny headlines that indicate things might be getting back to normal. Yeah, audio problems kicked them in the ass again. But if you were sick of hearing two straight weeks of self-indulgence, this is the episode for you.
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May 13, 2020

B-Side Ourselves

This week, the guys pick up where they left off last time, finishing the mess that Brad created. This includes things like casting their own reality shows and asking some deep and personal questions about one another... Hell, they even sound kind of nice...
May 13, 2020

B-Side Ourselves

This week, the guys pick up where they left off last time, finishing the mess that Brad created. This includes things like casting their own reality shows and asking some deep and personal questions about one another... Hell, they even sound kind of nice for a few minutes... Don't worry, it doesn't last long. Before you know it, they're back to mocking headlines and hating each other's faces.
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May 6, 2020

Breaking Brad

It's the final week of our little experiment, and in typical Brad fashion, there was more talking than expected. Even though the other two got it done in a single episode, the guys have to cover the rest of Brad's ideas in NEXT week's show. But that's no...
May 6, 2020

Breaking Brad

It's the final week of our little experiment, and in typical Brad fashion, there was more talking than expected. Even though the other two got it done in a single episode, the guys have to cover the rest of Brad's ideas in NEXT week's show. But that's not to say they didn't have a good time. From casting the movies of their lives to rewriting pop culture history, this turned out to be a pretty good discussion to close out the series. Also, random pest control techniques, the sadness of "floor ...
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April 29, 2020

End of Daves

Another week of quarantine has put the guys in a musical mood... more specifically, in the mood to discuss music and how it reflects the phases of our lives. Sound deep? Don't worry, it's not. If you want to hear another Dave story about him Daving his p...
April 29, 2020

End of Daves

Another week of quarantine has put the guys in a musical mood... more specifically, in the mood to discuss music and how it reflects the phases of our lives. Sound deep? Don't worry, it's not. If you want to hear another Dave story about him Daving his pants, another Brad story about New York, or a Craig story that will make you hate him more than you already do, grab a beer and settle in.
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April 22, 2020

Ain't Too Proud to Craig...

It was an episode that started off with one of Brad's worst jokes ever. An episode that heard Dave describe a well-timed fart. An episode that discussed Fred Durst, John Travolta, and "The Fanatic" movie. But then something happened -- the guys got a lit...
April 22, 2020

Ain't Too Proud to Craig...

It was an episode that started off with one of Brad's worst jokes ever. An episode that heard Dave describe a well-timed fart. An episode that discussed Fred Durst, John Travolta, and "The Fanatic" movie. But then something happened -- the guys got a little smart. And they aim this newfound brainpower onto topics like mob mentalities, COVID-19 conspiracies, and new takes on the "new normal." Don't worry - they still swear a lot. Since everyone's stuck in lockdown (unless you're from Georgia), ...
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April 15, 2020

Ceased and Dismissed

Still stuck at home, the guys nonetheless manage to find humor within the chaos, in a week that saw religion-themed coronavirus headlines, a ridiculous Tom Brady interview, and even the show's first-ever legal entanglement. In a world gone mad, the guys ...
April 15, 2020

Ceased and Dismissed

Still stuck at home, the guys nonetheless manage to find humor within the chaos, in a week that saw religion-themed coronavirus headlines, a ridiculous Tom Brady interview, and even the show's first-ever legal entanglement. In a world gone mad, the guys know how to grab a little laughter from the quarantine, by discussing things that just couldn't possibly be real. Grab a beer and hang out for a few hours - it's not like you have better things to do.
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April 8, 2020

27.5 Days Later

It took a few weeks, but the guys finally figured out how to do a remote episode without sounding like they're in a barrel of tar. So, they celebrate by discussing some of the "lighter moments" that happened over the last week or so. By discussing every...